President Trump returned victoriously to DC on Wednesday aboard his 757 chariot for a post-election meeting with Joe Biden to discuss a peaceful transition of power. Biden, the same man who repeatedly called Trump a threat to democracy, seemed quite the jovial host, even beaming at times. It was almost as if he was taking pleasure in the embarrassment his party just suffered after discarding him like a white heterosexual male’s resume.

Trump is coming back, and he’s bringing America with him. In a poetic resolution to one of the most memorable election seasons ever, the American people vehemently rejected the most audacious diversity hire ever attempted. Kamala Harris was the worst presidential candidate the country had ever seen, which makes sense given that her candidacy was delivered by Obama’s magic wand, not by Kamala actually rising to the top of a competitive primary.  Her coronation was not received well by the American people, just like Hilary’s wasn’t. Democrats seem resistant to learn the lesson that if you live by the DEI sword, you should be prepared to be vanquished by it as well. 

Now, before we get to the awesomeness of the past week, a final word on 2020.  Some have branded this election as the greatest political comeback of all time, but that is inaccurate. Trump curb stomped Harris after receiving only slightly more votes than he got last election. So, you can either believe the narrative that Trump made this miraculous comeback after a legitimate loss four years ago, or you can believe election security was wholly inadequate in 2020 and Democrats took full advantage. Of course the first option also requires you to believe that the 10M vote margin between Biden and Harris is explained by nothing other than Scranton Joe’s immeasurable charisma and ability to inspire. Based on these facts and numbers, most rational people are finally coming to the conclusion that 2020 was certainly stolen and Joe Biden’s presidential portrait, when completed, should have a large asterisk in the lower right hand corner. This year was no comeback. It was simply a redo of Trump vs. the Democrat machine. Only this time, Democrat cheating with mail in ballot fraud and illegal harvesting was kept to a minimum thanks to the vigilance of new leadership at the RNC, allowing the American people to finally receive legitimate results. MAGA was here the whole time, but its voice was just temporarily silenced by a fearful and unscrupulous Democrat deep state.

Unsurprisingly, Trump’s campaign was ultimately successful at being too big to rig. With 312 Electoral votes, he demolished the blue wall and increased support in just about every measurable demographic. The election further proved that the main stream media is effectively defunct and meaningless.  The corrupt activists passing themselves off as journalists gave Trump nearly 90% negative coverage.  They called him a racist dictator. They threatened their viewers with eternal damnation for supporting him, only to watch Trump become the first Republican in 20 years to win the popular vote.  People no longer trust traditional news sources and justifiably so. Fortunately, our moral superiors in the media seemed to have learned absolutely nothing from their defeat, and they continue to chastise Americans for their racism and misogyny, even as their viewership numbers plunge into the abyss.

The fake polls are also in serious trouble. They showed Kamala winning, whereas the betting markets told an entirely different (and accurate) story. Count on sites like Polymarket to be looked upon as superior predictors of elections in the future. The tired and ignorant rhetoric from Hollywood also had zero effect. Nobody cares what the coastal elites say or how many tantrums they throw. Even Obama the Magnificent may have found himself cast into the junk drawer of history. After his scolding of young black voters for not supporting a candidate based on skin color, Trump was able to break the monolith and capture 30% of their vote, an unthinkable number ten years ago.  It seems that the “use by” date on identity politics has finally expired, which would make Obama as much of an irrelevant party relic as Bill Clinton.  We will still see him at fundraisers and funerals, but his days of being the man behind the curtain of the Democrat party are likely over.

With only a week passed since the election, Trump has wasted no time. The cabinet nominations are already rolling in and they are the stuff of dreams. The picks are bold, refreshing, and best of all, tortuous to all the right horrible people. The reactions to Trump’s selections have been wildly entertaining. The same people who spent the past four years choosing leadership solely by checking diversity boxes now wish to lecture the Republicans about meritocracy and qualifications. The same people who gave us endless wars, a global pandemic, hyperinflation, the Afghan withdrawal, plummeting test scores, mutilated children, and record crime are expressing concern about a new path for the country. In reality though, they are not worried Trump’s team will do a poor job. They are worried they will actually fix problems, the same problems these people make a lavish living perpetuating and pretending to address.

True Americans are psyched. Bobby Kennedy heading up HHS means the days of big pharma raking in profits while Americans get sicker are over. Pete Hegseth as Sec Def will rid the Pentagon of wokeness and check the military industrial complex. With Ratcliffe in charge of the CIA and Patel heading up the FBI, Americans might actually begin to trust these institutions again. Tom Homen and Kristi Noem will close the border and make Americans safer. Matt Gaetz, having been a victim of lawfare himself, will end the corruption at the DOJ. And lastly, in what may be the greatest dosage of libertarian viagra ever prescribed, Elon, Vivek, and Ron Paul will run the Department of Government Efficiency. Fraud, waste, and abuse will be given no quarter. As depicted in the glorious Office Space memes on X, the useless bureaucrats in the federal government will finally face a meeting with the Bobs. When Vivek and Elon ask them, “What would you say…you do here?” eight out of ten are unlikely to have a good response. Speaking on behalf of all Americans who have been censored, spied on, lied to, and cheated, I cannot wait for that axe to start swinging.

The American people have demanded significant change. They are tired of Obama, the fake polls, the fake news, and the government abuse. Trump and his team have come to take out the garbage. If all of this is a dream, please do not wake me.