Fetterman strokes on live TV, Musk brings the kitchen sink to Twitter and the CHC rejects Hispanic for not thinking like a Hispanic should
A sans hoodie John Fetterman was accompanied by his neck bump running mate to appear in a Pennsylvania Senatorial debate this week, an event intentionally delayed by his campaign until early voting was nearly complete. Fetterman’s bid for Senate has been under increased scrutiny since his stroke several months ago which has shattered his ability to communicate. In fact, allowing him to participate in the debate in his incapacitated condition could have been considered an act of cruelty had it not been for the doctor with him on stage at all times.
Dr. Oz, who is not a real conservative but plays one on TV, was surely coached not to mention his counterpart’s cognitive frailty to avoid being labeled as “mean” by the media, but it was hard to miss. From his introductory greeting/salutation of “Goodnight” to his less than convincing denial of opposing fracking by saying thrice consecutively, “I..support…fracking,” this debate was a predictable disaster for Fetterneck. The race remains a dead heat, proving our polarized country will vote for a turnip if it’s on their side of the political aisle.
In the most expensive pun in history, Elon Musk carried an actual sink into Twitter headquarters after purchasing the company for $44 billion. His tweet of “let that sink in” was not only clever South African humor, but also an eviction notice to the top brass who were immediately dismissed from duty. First on the chopping block were CEO Parag Agrawal and Head Minister of Truth Vijaya Gadde. As for the rest of the company, the AP reports that up to 40% of Twitter employees “totally just can’t even.”
The self-described “Chief Twit” promises to make Twitter the uncensored town square of free speech that it should have been long before the 2020 election. It was during this election when Twitter’s corruption and bias reached critical mass as the sitting President was silenced, the Hunter Laptop story was squashed and any outlet who reported it was censored. In the long run, Musk ‘s vision for Twitter may be a “do everything app,” sort of like WeChat in China. Anything will be better than propaganda machine it was.
One of the newest members of Congress is a nice lady by the name of Mayra Flores of Texas’ 34th District (Pictured above). She made history earlier this year when in a special election she became the first Mexican-born woman to serve in Congress. After this milestone achievement, Biden offered his public congratulations, as did fellow ceiling smasher VP Kamala Harris. The week following her election, Flores appeared on the View as an expert to discuss issues critical to Latina women in America. Just kidding, none of that happened. Mayra Flores was given no fawning attention from the media, nor any of the gratuitous head-patting Democrats typically give minorities in front of cameras. Why? Well, because Maya Flores is a Republican. And not some milquetoast RINO either. This Latina was (audible gasp) endorsed by Trump. To the Democrats this is a deep betrayal. Central to the Dem dogma is the principle that skin color determines one’s politics. All minorities are supposed to think and vote the same. It is no wonder then why Flores’ request to join the Congressional Hispanic Caucus was rejected this week. Sure she’s Hispanic and in Congress, but she’s not really Hispanic. Why, she’s no more Hispanic than Tim Scott is Black. Ask any Democrat, they’ll explain why Flores and Scott don’t count. If you’re a minority, the left has certain expectations. Stray from calling yourself oppressed and your opponents racist and you’re on your own. Try to seek unity by reaching across the aisle to people who claim to cherish your ethnicity and they’ll shun you. Good luck to Flores next month. A strong Hispanic woman with deeply held American principles? The left will try very hard to take her down.
